This reminds me of a code my husband and I share. It works particularly well if you work in retail, wait tables or have to see the same asshole over and over again.

“C (see) U Next Time” It’s a wonderful, low-pro way to call somebody a cunt to their face without them even knowing. The self satisfaction is worth the smile you must use when delivering.

An alternative to this is C U Next Tuesday but don’t be surprised if they actually show up. Using a specific time/date/place implies reality.

If you use it, let me know how it works out for you.

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